it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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