I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
