Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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