this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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