she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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