Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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