what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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