Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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