i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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