Hey man sorry I got all grabby
should my penis look like a turkey
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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