I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i love accidental penises.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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