Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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