All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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