the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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