god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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