The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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