Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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