I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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