HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
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