It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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