My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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