Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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