Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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