I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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