I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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