I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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