if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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