Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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