Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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