But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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