Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
operation have a gay friend backfired
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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