i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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