You work out of a Hotel?
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
