I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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