dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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