I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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