love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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