do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The Olympian is in my bed
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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