I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
What a dumb baby whore.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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