I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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