Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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