is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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