The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
