Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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