Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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