you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
