Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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