I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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