the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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