I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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